viernes, 10 de septiembre de 2010

Viernes chistoso (11/ 2010)

- Baja un leñador vasco a la ferretería del pueblo porque esta harto de cortar los arboles con la tradicional hacha...

- ¡¡¡Oye Antxon!!!... necesito otra cosa para cortar los arboles... que aunque soy vasco... estoy cansado de tanta hacha... ( Para los que me leen de fuera de España, los vascos tiene fama de brutos para según que cosas... y mas chulos que nadie).

- Aquí tengo lo que necesitas Txomin... una motosierra de ultima generación... cadena de acero al carbono... puntas de corte de tungsteno... sistemas de seguridad pasivos y activos... mango ergonómico... puedes cortar 100 arboles a la hora...

- El leñador se la lleva para trabajar con ella y probarla...

- A la semana siguiente baja otra vez al pueblo y se dirige a la ferretería... ¡¡¡a las buenas!!!... Antxon... ¿que me has vendido?... si solo llego a 95 arboles por hora... algo debe ir mal...

- Antxon coge la sierra y la observa... haber... pues no se... la cadena esta perfecta...el brazo esta bien recto... los dientes siguen afilados de coña... pues no le veo... mientras coge la cuerda de arranque y enciende el motor...



- GRRRRRR... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... GGGGRRRRRRRRRRR...

- Txomin se sorprende... ¡¡¡anda la hostia joder!!!... ¿y ese ruido?...


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